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a very minor problem - not the end of the world, but the world would be better without it.
Put my socks on today and found one of them ..
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an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.
joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my fac..
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Fantastic, and to do with turd, or poo.
On being late for an important meeting:
"Please forgive me, I was having a turdtastic tim..
