What is Zip Job?
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a zip job is a hand job through the pants
ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankful!"
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The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The
The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
"I gave myself a zip job last night."
"OMG, are you okay?"
"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."
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Shot of Vodka with a orange wedge
Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker..
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its like zomgz but with enhymer at the end
like zomgzenhymer i cant believe that whore!
See zomgz, zomgie, zomg, fuckyou..
