What is Zipity?
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A lazy, self righteous prick who thinks he's better then everyone and owns all. A total half-assed attempt at being a human being or a person. He's married, and has kids, but speaks with a heavy lisp, enough to make you think that he's a raging homosexual.
Oh my god, look at that zipity, he's such a zipity do da.
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Boobs you get when you're on the heavy side.
Me: "That girl has a nice rack!"
James: "No..that's my 10 year o..
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A worthless person. This person is also a ho. A worthless ho.
Maaan, Fuck that bitch... She's a triflin ho...
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usually frequents the local Montgomery Ward in search of elastic wasted pants. she could very well be your arrogant, obese mother in flo..