What is Zipity?
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A lazy, self righteous prick who thinks he's better then everyone and owns all. A total half-assed attempt at being a human being or a person. He's married, and has kids, but speaks with a heavy lisp, enough to make you think that he's a raging homosexual.
Oh my god, look at that zipity, he's such a zipity do da.
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When a man with a particularly hairy arse doesn't wipe properly, leaving a pooey residue around the rectum. When left the poo on t..