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When you drop your joint in beer and have to put it in the toaster oven on low to bake it.
Oh no! I dropped my doobie in my beer, put t..
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The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.
I was counting sheep for an hou..
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A fat ugly bitch who can't get laid so she decides to let everyone know how easy she is by "flirting" constantly with oth..
