Zipper Sex Edit Meaning

1. A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire " She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope ..

1. Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker'..

1. A hairy being that sits at home and plays WoW all day rather than hanging out with his friends. Also, most Mahdy's do not trim the..