Zipper Sex Edit Meaning

1. Euphemism taken from the world of snooker. Descriptive of that time of the month where a girl has "the decorators in", as in....

1. A pizza with no meat. Girlfriend: Hey, Im going to Pizza Hut. What kind do you want? Boyfriend: Uh...I dont know. Just no cunt pizza. ..

1. The use of the anti-son-of-a-bitch-stick a large cumbersome pipe, wooden stick or sword. Eat my A.S.O.B.S. my A.S.O.B.S. broke over y..