Zipper Solo

What is Zipper Solo?

1.) A musical breakdown player completely on a pants zipper or fly. Originally devised by Kevin Cardinale.

2.) A clever way to piss off a pissant town in the northern New York region.

1.) The only way this song could be any better is if there were a zipper solo!

2.) He played a zipper solo, and now the town of West Port is chasing him with pitchforks and torches.

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