What is Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome?


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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces

Some examples of zippered nipples or laced nipple syndrome are:

Queen Latifah

Oprah Winfrey

Rosie O'donell

the fat guy on the street

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