Zipperjones Edit Meaning

1. Not stopping on the side of the road in back country vermont to take a piss because there are giant ass mooses and they WILL bite your d..

1. Something that halts or reduces one's urge to jack off. Anything classified as "cute" is automatically anti-masturbatory..

1. A supernaturalbelief in which you would donate your life to proving. "I have ilyanas." "You don't believe in my i..