Zippermonkey Edit Meaning

1. The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit. I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny. See goochalism, gooch..

1. The ability for certain older cougars to turn all younger men around them into poolboys, or mental slaves. Using a combination of confid..

1. The way the United States handles Economics. Horribly. Basically, its like a condom. It gives you a sense of protection when your actual..