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Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.
Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?
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When someone has poo in their pants and can't get it out. They shake and stuff but you know, it just never comes out. It is redicul..
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After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.
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