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To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warm..
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after having intercourse with a condom, the condom is then removed and slapped in the face of the the partner.
"when i was fucking..
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little gnomes that steal your underwear from drawers and even if you have them on!
The underpantsgnomes stole Billy Bob's underwea..