Zitty Von Zittles

What is Zitty Von Zittles?


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What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.

Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?

You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!

Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!


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