What is Zj?
1.
A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.
Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"
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2.
If you got to ask you can't afford it
A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.
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3.
Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Ideally: while he's experiencing
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Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My
baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she
swallow ?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big
white stain on my sheets.
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4.
*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.
2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.
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5.
the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded
i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
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6.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
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7.
ZJ is short for "Zebra Job" which is a hand job performed by two people on one person. The requiremnt for classification as a proper ZJ is that the two people perofrming the ZJ are of two different ethnicities and have there fingers interlaced. This gives the impression of zebra stripes hence the name.
The black and white chicks I left with last night locked hands and gave me one hell of a ZJ.
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