Zlotty

What is Zlotty?


1.

One who's fart smells of dick

or

Diarrhea with cum in it

Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"

Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"

Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"

2.

Something girls/boys refer to as a standard when their boyfriends show up less than equipped for the situation.

Matt's girlfriend was less than impressed by his 2 inch wonder. She wished he had a zlotty.

Hoping to suck on a zlotty for so long, Matt's boyfriend left him for a dildo

See Joner


63

Random Words:

1. 1. someone you can't get enough of. 2. a sexual act consisting of sexual acts 3. a dance where you spread your legs and wipe the ..
1. n. the ass, butt, booty, gluteus maximus. Called the "trunk" because its posterior position (on the rear of the body) is relat..
1. 1. The capital of the Ningxia province in China. 2. A local in the middle of a desert next to a river. 3. The birthplace of awesomely ..