Zoblitz

What is Zoblitz?

Irritating and sadist individual who enjoys the art of sarcasm. Past times include mock other peoples misfortunes and constant masturbation

ZoBlitz masturbates more than anyone on the planet.

ZoBlitz is a tosser

ZoBlitz, what more can I say?

Einstein's *very* Special Theory Of Relativity

1. An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein ..

If They're Old Enough To Pee They're Old Enough For Me

1. a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex Matt: You like them young! Nick: Well, you know what..

Vsm

1. Richy, a legendary guy!! Virtual Sex Machine! Rich: I pulled 2 girls last night ;) Veggy: Omg your such a vsm! Rich: I know, i know ..

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