Zoebel

What is Zoebel?

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

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Asobs

1. The use of the anti-son-of-a-bitch-stick a large cumbersome pipe, wooden stick or sword. Eat my A.S.O.B.S. my A.S.O.B.S. broke over y..

Quick-shaft

1. To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly. "Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. Y..

Ordinances

1. Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South. "Mah ordinance iz kool!"..

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