Zoebel

What is Zoebel?

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

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