Zoebel

What is Zoebel?

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

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Zooburger

1. Strange meat. A compilation of strange meat in the form of a burger. Also, a bastard. Wow, I ordered a McBurger and all I got was a Z..

Shit Bird

1. Your above average asshole that usually will do things to piss you off or screw you up so they may further their own perceived wellness...

Balze

1. Misspelling of "Blaze", Iron maidens' best singer. omfg BALZE IS TEH WORSTEST VOCULIST EVA!!!11111111 :FLAM: 2. Aweso..

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