Zoffle

What is Zoffle?


1.

to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

See member, posh, bird, curtain, wipe

2.

To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.

Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?

A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!

See zoffle, zaffle, ziffle

3.

to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains

It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before

See curtains, cock, posh, bird, wipe


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