What is Zoffle?
1.
to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffle those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
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2.
To wipe ones male appendage on the curtains of a posh womans abode.
Q. How do you keep you c*ck looking so pristine for all those posh birds?
A. Well my good man, it just so happens that I Zoffle!
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3.
to wipe your cock on a posh bird's curtains
It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I zoffled those curtains like they'd never been zoffled before
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