Zohan

What is Zohan?


1.

The character inspired by the Adam Sandler movie (2008). With his superhuman strength, Zohan is counter terrorist and is loved by his local Israelis. His passion includes cutting and stylin hair, hummus, and of course involving himself in the big bang (i.e sexual intercourse) with women that are rather old.

"You don't mess with the zohan"

See zohan, smart, powerful, pimp, you, don't, mess

2.

A cross between Chuck Norris and Borat.

You don't mess with the ZOHAN.

See zohan, chuck norris, hair, kick ass

3.

(-ed) (-s):

The action of swinging one's leg vertically high in the air, almost parallel with the body. Much akin to the action a stripper makes during a floor show, however with the intent of showing off one's shoes or foot/ankle jewelry.

OMG - My boss just zohaned me to show me her new Gucci shoes. That was totally inappropriate. Someone needs to talk to her before she zohans the VP.

See stripper, pole, floor show, foot, ankle, leg, jewelry


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