What is Zoidberg?
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Despite being the 'unpopular' character in the series, Dr. John Zoidberg is one of the most popular characters of the hilarious show
(Planet Express has been blown back through time to the 1950s, the site of Roswell Air base, and Zoidberg has been captured by army recruits and is being interrogated by President Truman)
Truman: "If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If y'here to make war, *we* surrender."
Zoidberg: "Both good... the important thing is; I’m meeting new people."
President Truman: "Bush-wah! Now, what’s your mission? Are you planning to make some alien/human hybrid?"
Zoidberg: "Are you coming onto me?!"
President Truman: "Hot crackers! I take exception to that!"
Zoidberg: "I'm not hearing a no..."
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Dr. John Zoidberg on the show
Zoidberg: What do I smell or something? sniffs armpitsighs
3.
A charactor on futurama, considered by some a od and is in my opinion the best charactor ever!
Hermes: " your getting as jumpy as much as zoidberg does when you mention food!"
Zoidberg: What?? *looks around suspiciously* food?"
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An extremely unattractive female sharing characteristics similar to that of the Futurama character: Lazy, disgusting and particularly glutenous.
The sound of her thighs rubbing together provides us with the much dreaded 'woop, woop, woop' noise.
I dont know if you heard, but your ex-girlfriend is a total
zoidberg now!
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5.
a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there
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This is the term used to describe the action of a person with a split-tongue body modification going down on someone. Often accompanied by the sound "whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop."
Oh god Zoidberg, your tongue is amazing whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop!
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a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there
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