Zoink

What is Zoink?


1.

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

See zoi, suprise, shock, Crouch

2.

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

3.

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

See yoink, take

4.

A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series

Zoink! im a moron!

See TheNuke

5.

1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "ZOINK!"

Zoink!

See Seymour Butz

6.

Only the cool people.

Heather and Tracy made Melanie do embarassing things to become a zoink.

See Melanie

7.

1.) To flagellate or "fart" from one's penis, most commonly during urination; equivilant to a womans "queef".

2.) A gaseous release from ones penis during arousal.

1.) Upon completion of urinating, Zach noticed large quantities of bubbles in the toilet because had zoinked.

2.) After achieving an erection, Zach thought he had orgasmed, but he had only zoinked.


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