What is Zoltan?
1.
a phrase and hand gesture used by the geeks in bubble wrap in the movie "Dude Wheres My Car"
I love when we do the zoltan gesture.
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2.
1) zoltan is a mythical person that is everyones best mate however no known actual sighting has ever been confirmed
2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
jaysar bank zoltan glory
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3.
straight, really cool, ballin
-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...
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4.
an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.
"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"
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5.
a word used to expresses or state the action of farting
joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"
jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"
