What is Zoltaneering?
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Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
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A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.
"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"
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