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Peeing (for guys) in the dark while still standing up.
Dude, last night i got up at like 2 and had to shoot blind. I got piss everywher..
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9 beers, 9 hot dogs in 9 innings.
At the Dodger game on April 14th, I'm going to attempt to join the 9-9-9 Club
See baseball, hot..
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2 foot 8, sorry buddy but you will always be known as mini me
Good God why did i have to see Verne Troyer naked on national television!..