Zombie Beaver

What is Zombie Beaver?


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1. When a female's genitalia falls asleep during coitus, typically due to understimulation

2. The female version a Petrified Tree

3. A wood-chucking mammal that builds dams in rivers that has been literally zombified after being bitten by an existing zombie.

We were totally getting it on, and then like after 3 minutes it was so bad I got Zombie Beaver

See oral sex, zombies, beavers, vagina


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