Zombie Check

What is Zombie Check?


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The zombie check is for when you wake up after a hard nights drinking and aren't sure if you are alive or not,

This simple test involves getting a shotgun and having your left leg blown off. If you didn't mind that much and are alive in 6 hours you pass the test and you have conclusive proof you are a zombie.

The test can be used on siblings and friends if you suspect at all that they may indeed be the walking dead.

Disclaimer:

This test does not make you very popular with the test subject, but hey, at least you know for sure!

"I thought I was a zombie so performed the test, turns out I was!! So I spend 4 months in rehab and haven't eaten brains since!"

"thanks to the zombie check i havent been attacked by a real zombie for months, now i can be certain!"

See zombie, test, shotgun, leg, zobie, undead, zombie check, hex_ten


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