What is Zombie Defense Initiative?


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zombie defense initiative (ZDI)

Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster

Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program

Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:

ZDI-Boston University

ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison

ZDI-Colby

ZDI-Fairfield University

ZDI-Central Connecticut State University

ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam

ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton

ZDI-Johns Hopkins University

ZDI-University of Pittsburgh

ZDI-Northeastern University

ZDI-Albion

ZDI-Wagner

ZDI-Michigan State

ZDI-SUNY Albany

ZDI-Temple

ZDI-Hobart & William Smith

ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)

ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)

ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

See zombie, dead, dude, sweet, damn

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Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?

Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster

Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program

Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead

Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?

Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.

Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.

The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning:

ZDI-Boston University

ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison

ZDI-Colby

ZDI-Fairfield University

ZDI-Central Connecticut State University

ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam

ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton

ZDI-Johns Hopkins University

ZDI-University of Pittsburgh

ZDI-Northeastern University

ZDI-Albion

ZDI-Wagner

ZDI-Michigan State

ZDI-SUNY Albany

ZDI-Temple

ZDI-Hobart & William Smith

ZDI-UMaine (Farmington)

ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire)

ZDI-Acadia

yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

See whore, dude, zombie, wtf


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