Zombie Dick

What is Zombie Dick?

1.

a spontaneous erection that refuses to go away, it sticks out similarly to a zombie's arms

Johnny did not want to go to the chalkboard because he had a classic case of zombie dick.

Kids going through puberty often have zombie dick.

See zombie, dick, erection, boner, stiff, hard, phallus

2.

The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexualswished to hide their erectionswhen they saw men.

"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."

"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".

See gay, fag, zombie, munging, dick

3.

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!

Ted did a zombie dick last night

See funny, classic, sex, name, term
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