What is Zombie Jesus On A Pogostick?


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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

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Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!

Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!

Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual

animal) holding a hand gun!!

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Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!

Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way

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Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8

Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

See amazing, zombies, jesus, awsome


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