What is Zombie Jesus On A Pogostick?
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
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Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
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Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
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Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
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