What is Zombie Jesus On A Pogostick?

1.

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.

Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!

Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!

Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual

animal) holding a hand gun!!

2.

Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!

Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way

3.

Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8

Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

See amazing, zombies, jesus, awsome
80

Random Words:

Zonatona
1. zona is tona and will always be tona if u fuk wit dat bich ass nigga again, ill go zonatona on ya ass until u sufacate in it..
Read more
Zebra Bastard Zebra Zebra Zebra Zebra Fucker
1. longest swear word ever; used on buffy the vamp. slayer once zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker! See sekio..
Read more
Mad A
1. Crazy wild sex, mostly having to do with the anus. Lauren and Brandon are probably having Mad A! See anal, sex, ass, fuck, bitch..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free