Zombie Job

What is Zombie Job?


1.

receiving head or giving head to a dead/undead person

tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?

frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife

tim: isn't she dead?

frank: ya

See z-job, zj, dead head, blow job

2.

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.

Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.

See zj, blowjob, momjob


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