Zombie Jonathan

What is Zombie Jonathan?

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

See zombie, jonathan, i, like, turtles, waterfront, village, scary, lol

Inrats

1. "I'm Not Reading All That Shit." Alternative to tl;drto be used on message boards. person 1: (large wall of text) perso..

Ejacuearly

1. 1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY. 2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning...

W E

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..

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