Zombie Jonathan

What is Zombie Jonathan?

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

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