Zombie Texter

What is Zombie Texter?

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

John:...(Text complete) What did you say?

Dave:You're a zombie texter.

See text, zombie, texting

Machocist

1. Variant of masochist: A machocist is a male submissive who indulges in over-the-top displays of enjoying receiving pain. Macho + masoch..

Z-key

1. (v) to tweak or fiend, but in a context where the boundaries between objects are obscured, ambiguous, and where fusing with objects beco..

I Am The Law

1. While the movie Judge Dredd is playing, put on a blind fold and begin to masturbate. Right before you cum yell out "I AM THE LAW&qu..

Zombie Texter Edit Meaning