Zombies

What is Zombies?


1.

In popular culture, zombies commonly refer to the undead. Generally, any formerly human creature that is no longer acting with freewill. Often erroniously attributed to the Carribean practice of Voodoo in Western society, the zombie has been portrayed for thousands of years in cultures in India, China, and among Native Americans. These include (but are not limited to the following):

1. The Voodoo Zombie, which is a living human who has lost it's free will.

2. The Viral Zombie, which is a reanimated (usually human) corpse that has been brought back to life.

3. The Chinese Zombie, which is a supernatural/spiritual being with a yellow piece of paper on its forehead, capable of moving very quickly, and jumping very far or flying.

A number of zombie survivalist organizations (ozort for example) exist worldwide that set up contingency in the event of an outbreak of Viral Zombies

Mankind can be easily destroyed by zombies.

See zombie, zombie outbreak, viral zombie, zombie virus, zombies, voodoo

2.

Noun: (Zohm-bees)

Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.

Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip...

Zombie: Can I eat your spleen

Living guy: No, fuck off

Zombie: Oh... sorry.

3.

Zombies are the new Nazis in gaming. World War II is out, Zombie Apocolapse is in. They are the new thing that you can shoot and shoot and shoot without getting bored (that is, until something new comes along and replaces zombies).

Many current games now are about zombies or feature them in some way.

A zombie is either an actual undead (which is the case with Nazi Zombies), or a human who was infected with a virus of some sort and have undead/zombie like charactoristics (like Left 4 Dead).

Gears of War 2: Horde Mode

Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies

Halo 3: Infection mode

Left 4 Dead

Dead Rising

Resident Evil 5

Counter Strike: Zombie Mods

Dead Space

See zombies, left 4 dead, halo 3, counter strike, valve, fun, shooting, guns, videogame, pc, xbox 360, ps3, videogames, ownage, pwnage, frag, virus, undead, feature

4.

A "safe" and offbeat excuse for guys to horde guns, ammunition, tactical gear and other survival supplies without being tagged as being a member of a militia or other extremist group (although your wife and neighbors may think you are a little crazy).

Bob: I just ordered 1000 rounds of 9mm for the two new Glocks I bought last week.

Tom: Damn Bob, are you one of them whacko militia members the government has been warning us about?

Bob: No, I'm just getting ready for when the Zombies attack.

See militia, undead, guns, crazy, ammo

5.

Humans that at one point were turned to zombies by being bit by another zombie and eventually dying. Extreme stupidity surrounds these creatures as they mindlessly bash on the barracades of surviving humans. They can be said to not be able to "climb stairs" as my friend says...but others may say otherwise while there face is being ripped off completly after the zombie lept up the stairs. Shotguns are most affective at close range with these beings, the only way to stop the damn thing from moving would be to shoot its brain or completly sever the head....this does not mean cut its head off because it will infact still be "alive". So the best way i would have to say to survive a zombie attack would be to kill urself because.....ur screwed anyway....u think u can survive? no u cant ur fucked.

Jay "shoot for the heads"

Brian "whats the point zombies cant climb stai....ahhhh"

See zombie, flesh, eater, killer, cannable

6.

One of the most unfairly overlooked bands in history. You've probably heard "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season." Their other stuff is just as good.

The Zombies album Odessey and Oracle is one of the greatest records ever made.

7.

Welfare mooching, crime committing, ghetto trash.

Look at those zombies hanging out on the corner of Crenshaw Blvd., they're always tweaking waiting for the government hand outs.

See ghetto, trash, welfare, moocher, obama


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