Zombie's Kiss

What is Zombie's Kiss?

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crapbut not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

See zombie, kiss, plonker

Neurodney

1. a larger than normal erection that occurs on very rare but enjoyable occaisions. "That girl was so foxey that I got my neurodney!&..

Ultimate Captain

1. The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch. That nigga Garet is so fu..

Rule 59

1. If you know the rules off the top of your head, you are encouraged to kill yourself. The exact orgin of the rules is in dispute, some s..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Zombie's Kiss Edit Meaning