What is Zombitosis?
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The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering you will no longer be able to become a zombie. One future career choice could now be zombie hunter.
"Wow! You look so dead! Are you sure you're not a zombie?"
"No, it's ok, I have zombitosis, so I'm immune."
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A self administered dirty sanchez.
I dared that crazy bitch to dirty rual.
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Two sexual partners go to get mexican food..
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to take a dump on the floor then dance in it.
Jake tried to get to the bathroom to take a shit but couldn't make it on time and sh..
