What is Zombitosis?
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The vaccine to becoming a zombie. One receives this vaccine by contracting mono. You become dead, but only slightly. On recovering you will no longer be able to become a zombie. One future career choice could now be zombie hunter.
"Wow! You look so dead! Are you sure you're not a zombie?"
"No, it's ok, I have zombitosis, so I'm immune."
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when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
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When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss
Man, did you see that girl's..
