What is Zomboner?


What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is still not done. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it will not die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!

Dude, I jacked off nine times last night. Zomboner!

My zomboner is killing me man. In bed, in the shower ...

Jack: "What the fuck man, you've got a boner at football practice?"

Billy: "Zomboner, man!"

See boner, sex, dick, cock, masturbation, jacking off, semen


A boner that won't go away, no matter how many times you choke the chicken, slap the ham, catch the snake, or go for a ride on the Righty Express. A zombie boner, that won't die.

Dude, my zomboner won't go away.

DUDE, why do you have a boner?! 'Zomboner, man.'

Your zomboner is frustrating me.

See boner, sex, zombies, death, dead, flaccid, erection


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