What is Zomg Lazer Pew Pew Pew?
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an expression of... well nothign really, this is used by people who are excited and happy about something that is in most cases unrelated to the topic at hand.
GuyA: What's up?
GuyB: Nothin Much, How bout you?
GuyA: Ask your sister!
GuyC: ZZOMG LAzER PEW PEW PEW!!
GuyB: <GuyA's name here> fuck you, and <GuyC's name here> WTF?!?!?!?!!1
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A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.
M-Hey Johnny, guess what?
J-What?
M-You totally have a ..