Zomglemantis

What is Zomglemantis?

A phrase which is said when the speaker just came to a realization or was taken by surprise.

-Hey, i heard Bill bought an elephant

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I thought that was illegal!

or

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I forgot i had pizza in the fridge!

See zomglemantis, zomg, mantis, omg

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