Zomglemantis

What is Zomglemantis?

A phrase which is said when the speaker just came to a realization or was taken by surprise.

-Hey, i heard Bill bought an elephant

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I thought that was illegal!

or

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I forgot i had pizza in the fridge!

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10 Cent Job

1. Getting a blowjob by a homeless person in an alley. It only costed 10 cent..

The Falcon!

1. Flapping your arms around, and making squawking sounds while giving a blow job. That bitch gave me The Falcon!. It was the greatest shi..

Anywhere

1. 1950s slang. Same as holding for possession of drugs for personal use or dealing. Are you anywhere? Are you holding? 2. Some degree o..

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