Zomij

What is Zomij?

zomij is like a refined version of "zomg"

like voltage

zomage

zomij

A: ZOMIJ! i just broke my arm!

B: ZOMIJ! are you ok?

A: i think so. ZOMIJ! i can't compete in the football finals!

B: ZOMIJ! now the team will never win.

A:ZOMIJ! i know.

that's zomij for you

See zomg, zomij, omg, voltage, ohh emm gee

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