Zomph

What is Zomph?

To smell the gases produced from a fart.

ahhh...I just farted in bed the zomphed it all up under the sheets.

See zomf, trump, fart, bottom burp, air biscuit

Nurple Crab

1. The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins. I just got Nurple Crabbed See purpl..

Zx2000

1. The greatest invention on the PLANET! Maybe in the GALAXY! A wall plug in back massager that you use for (eh-hem) well, NOT BACK mass..

Fwabber

1. An individual who is overweight, homosexual, annoying, or no one of importance. "Don't be such a fwabber." "Go away..

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