Zompire Edit Meaning

1. To look at pornography while on the John/toilet. I have no privacy in this house, It's resulted in me having to look at Pot-Porn ..

1. A msn phrase meaning 1 is laughing 1's arse off. Invented by me. Lmao should be replaced with 1il1ao...

1. what would Samuel L. Jackson do? guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D? guy 2: he would kick ass and..