What is Zondeki?
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Zondeki originated from the floor boy of Halfords in barrow, aka "anal dave"
Zondeki is vietnamise latin slang for "floor boy". Its creator, Big pappa Johnoholio also works in Halfords in barrow. He is anal daves master, in turn..dave got the name of a Zondeki Boy
Jonno walks into the staff room...
"Dave you Zondeki Boy, get out my seat and make my pot noodle....BITCH!"
or.."Zondekio Boy!