Zone Alarm

What is Zone Alarm?

A kick anus Firewall, that keeps the hackers away cos nobody wants hackers, eh gringo?

Hacker: Ha ha, I am going to hack you! Ha ha

Me: Think again buddy, with my trusty Zone Alarm super-strength firewall, your hackng days are over. Hahaha.

Hacker: NOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY LIFE IS OVER!!!!

Hurtlock

1. A noun, describing a difficult situation from whidh there is no easy extrication. Similar to a headlock in suggestion of combat, hurtlo..

Promasterbating

1. The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object. My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon..

Qwoff

1. 1) A verb for the rape of dead livestock. 2) When a women almost chokes to death on semen 3)Slang Shire term for the female genitals ..

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