What is Zones?
1.
Another word for the 'Oyster Cards' the blue plastic cards used to travel in place of tickets on London underground and busses.
e.g. "I'm to hungover to drive, got your Zones?", or "I need to top up my Zones"
Sung to the tune of I Got Life by Nina Simone:
I got my arms, I got my hands
I got my fingers, got my legs
I got my feet, I got my toes
I got my liver, got my zones
Got life , I got my life
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2.
Your appearance. Your zones is your carefully sculpted appearance.
*Goes and sticks a twig in his afro*
"Hey man, don't mess with mah zones!"
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