Zonkd Edit Meaning

1. Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species. David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist...

1. when you poop in a sock and hit someone with the soiled sock. I got so annoyed by her that i hurt carled her ass to the wal-mart...

1. Being as stupid as a shovel. Also to be so stupid that you would actually consider making sweet love to a garden utensil. In reference..