Zonkd Edit Meaning

1. To order a pizza while on the toilet pushing out an exceptionally large impacted shit. Pronounced ooorder. I was really hungry yesterda..

1. The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes. "What just jumped on you?" "A jumping spider"..

1. The practice of relieving oneself of semen into a condom (see posh-wank), while in a public (normally road-side) toilet, then leaving th..