What is Zonker?
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One badass person who you don't really want to mess with because he will fagban you permanently if you piss him off. Trust me, I know k? Thx
Favorite thing he likes to do: Ban newbies, laugh at newbies, ignore newbies, make fun of how stupid newbies are, points and laughs, has an itchy copy/paste ready to ?adduser Tequila F if I mess up like =But Phoenix has an awesome car, its like O_O and Annaberries is like, Rawr rawr *Flesh*! O_O
Emote <Zonker> Points and laughs at (insert your name here)
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An unexpected anal penetration.
You should have seen her face when I gave her the zonker.
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The mental illness of a drummer or percussionist. Causes the drummer to stare at a cowbell with desire to play it leading to a point whe..
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A really, really stupid, whiny Civil War re-enactor.
Hey did you hear that re-enacturd? He was whining about how he had to sleep outsi..
