Zonks Edit Meaning

1. An unexpected happening, usually occuring at times of inconvenience; related to colon gas/liqiud. While in a board of directors meeting..

1. an exclamation said when you have a problem, are upset, find something odd, and/or cause/have an accident. Kristen spills her soda and ..

1. An off-shoot of the word 'dingleberry', which refers to a dried clump of shit that stubbornly clings to the hairs on the insid..