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When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.
I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt ..
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A portmanteau of accident and collision.
Transitive verb: Two walking people encountering each other and attempting to avoid each other..
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The sound a fish makes when it hits the ground really hard
You're fat because when you hit the ground you totally momboewomboed.
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