Zoo Ass Edit Meaning

1. The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex. Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threateni..

1. A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment. "Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?" (Mate#1) &quo..

1. An excuse Gord (played by Tom Green) says to a security guard when he enters a building. See also Japan four, Freddy got fingered Secu..