Zoo

What is Zoo?


1.

Short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/sexual partner. Different from bestialists in that they have compassion for the animal.

Chris is a zoo; he even brought his dog with him to Wendy's.

See zoophile, animal lover, k9, equiphile

2.

A place to go to see exotic animals for a small fee.

I went to the zoo and saw a bear.

See bear, zoo, animals, exotic, tiger

3.

a confusing and chaotic place

The demonstration turned into a zoo so quickly.

See food fight, fucked up, ruckus, zooey

4.

The United States Air Force Academy. Generally referring to the act of visitors (*$(#@ tourists) standing on the elevated wall near the chapel and looking down on the cadet area, like people at the zoo looking into the pit where the poor animals are kept.

Are you Academy or ROTC?

I went to the zoo.

See usafa, ihtfp, afa

5.

ridiculous or unbelievable. basically crazy or outstanding

guy 1: yo son u saw that fight last

guy 2: hell yea; my son went in shit was zoo they got it poppin i aint goin front

guy1: word im tyte i missed it but dats jus cus i wus fuckinur girl

guy 2: fuckyou thats y u got herpes now

See poppin, crazy, hot, outstanding, unbelievable

6.

A place you keep several nice or classic cars; ie. jaguar, mustang, thunderbird, impala, cobra, viper, spider, stingray

"Wanna see the zoo?

You don't even need a pass

The wildlife in my garage

How can you not see the jag?"

-Chamillionaire

See garage, parking lot, driveway, sideyard, street, Larry Hustle

7.

When your in the process or going to be in the process of getting high. When you and your friends are already high you are at the zoo.

"aye bro, are we going to the zoo today?"

"Why did my nigga come to my house and he was already at the zoo?"

See getting high, zooing, zooed, high


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