What is Zoo Monkey?
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
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To sexually destroy or punish a woman you have picked up through a drive through window.
oooh that bitch with the headset on is fine, i..
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Like cum but is a word taking the piss out off jesus.
dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.
See cum, jiz..
